Restaurant week is awesome. This is the week where all of the restaurants offer special prix-fixe menus for a less expensive price. I always use this week to eat at restaurants I won’t get the chance to patronize otherwise (until I achieve immense weath which will obviously happen in just a couple of years). This weekend, some friends and I noshed on some delicious French food at Bouchon Beverly Hills which had the atmosphere of being in a Manet painting and was altogether lovely (*at least my mussels were really delicious).
I really love eating out and sometimes I think that if I had one wish for my life, it would be to have endless funds to eat out whenever I wanted and to never gain any weight from eating rich, restaurant food all the time. Eating out is one of my favorite parts about travelling. Dining out in foreign cities is always fun and exciting, and for me, having a nice, leisurely dinner at a nice restaurant in the city I live in makes a typical Friday night seem a bit like a vacation.
Last night I think I attempted to perfect the Porno Pout. This is that mouth half-open sultry look that can typically be seen on Megan Fox in most photos of her. Observe:
Megan Fox is really pretty, why can’t she smile like a normal person? Why must she always hang her mouth open? Do guys see this as a sex invite or something? I mean, maybe I am sort of a prude in some respects, but I am just not a fan of the “sexy” mouth open/dead-eyed photo look. It makes women look like blow-up dolls/sex robots. However, it was amusing to try it. Here is my take:
Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be making that one my new Linked In or Facebook profile photo.


I of course needed to come over to see how you used the word “porno” in your blog post. Well blogged, madame. You should totally use that as your fb photo, or at least your twitter one.
LOL – I’d afraid people think I was serious!
I totally just choked on my breakfast. SO HOT, Caro!
Hysterical! Can’t wait for your cover story in People.