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March 26, 2009 · 3 Comments

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Last night, I saw some death-defying lifts (see above!) at the World Figure Skating Championships at the Staples Center here in LA.  However, I ran into some trouble when I tried to buy a beer.

Me: Hi, I’ll have a regular-sized beer please.

Guy Selling Beer at Staples Center:  Oh, we only have large cups, so I can only sell you a large.

Me: Well, can you just put a regular amount of beer in a large cup and sell me a regular?

Guy:  No.

Me: Why not?

Guy: We’re really selling the cups.

Me: What is it, some sort of special, collectors’ cup or something?

Guy: It’s a plastic cup.

Me: Can’t you just fill it with a little less beer?

Guy: No, we’re selling the cup.

Me: You’re charging me $9 for a plastic cup?  Not for the beer inside of it?  I really don’t understand.

Guy: Hang on, I’ll see if we have any regular-sized cups left.

He reappeared about three minutes later with a “regular” cup which he filled with a “regular” amount of beer.  Normally, I wouldn’t care, but the beer was totally overpriced anyway and I didn’t want to be forced to spend $2 more.  I am completely lost as to the “We’re selling the cup” logic. If I brought my own cup, would I have gotten a free beer?

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